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L4D PoemRight outside the safe house,
was a horde of zombies we roused.
In that horde was a Boomer,
of which I wish we'd shot sooner.
It exploded on us,
covering us in puke and pus.
We tossed out a gas can,
shooting it, we turned and ran.
The zombies burst into flame.
Earlier they ran; now they were lame.
We started out again, at a crawl,
because we had just heard a woman bawl.
Seeing a pair of red eyes in the night,
it gave all of us an awful fright.
Someone suggested we shoot it,
but I said it she would have a nasty fit.
So instead, we crept around her,
looking back, her eyes were just a blur.
A girl in our party let out a scream,
and pointed at a steel beam.
Which was lifted up with an almighty yank,
and standing beneath it was an angry Tank.
He threw the beam, which missed.
But it didn't solve our problem, 'cause he was pissed.
Someone shotgunned him in the back,
and he fell to the ground with an almighty crack.
Unfortunately, the survivors numbered only three:
Lemieux, Laurie, and me.
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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