Golden Wrenches Pt. 1

So this woman called me, a few days back. I think her name was Helen, but I wasn't really paying any sort of attention, due to her tone; rather commanding. Anyway, she told me to begin building several wrenches, designed exactly like the Engineer's. So, five are being built right now, with possibly more on the way.

The five on the bottom are only about 40% of the way to being done; they still have to have the handle cut down to size, they have to have the routered bit, and they have to have a 3/8" carriage bolt added. Oh, and of course, they have to be painted gold.

Who are these for, you may ask? I can't tell you, because I don't even know myself. That crazy lady did tell me something about taking these up to a convention in Chicago in May, and that I should hand them out. Or else, she added, she would send a "Mr. Hale" to find me.